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So, about World of Warcraft.  I’ve been playing it about 6-8 months now, and I’ve just now encountered something that largely pulls it into question.

I’ve always been annoyed at the seeming lack of any real economy in World of Warcraft — the auction houses seem poorly implemented (no history, extremely expensive to list expensive items for extremely short times, and so on) and there is no “shop” functionality.  That said, at least it is something, and as much as it annoys me that it is so incredibly limited, it could be worse.

It just got worse.  I just discovered that for each manufacturing profession in the game, the best stuff is bind-on-pickup when you create it.  That is, as soon as you create something it is bound to you, specifically, and you cannot sell it, trade it, or otherwise move it around.

Words cannot convey the depths of my contempt for this fact.  Not only is it clearly styled to completely forego the formation of anything approaching a real economy, but it also largely restricts reasonable choice-of-profession.  You want to be a blacksmithing mage?  All well and good until you try and make the special, high-end stuff — then you can’t use it.  Should’ve been a warrior blacksmith.  Want to be a druid tailor?  All well and good, but you really should have been a leatherworker.

Tying professions to a specific class or to class-abilities is out-and-out ridiculous, particularly as it isn’t made clear during the process (i.e. the “Blacksmithing” trainer doesn’t bother looking at the young mage and saying “Are you sure?  You won’t be able to use some of what you can make, and neither will anyone else.”)

Not only that, but because the item is soulbound to the creator immediately upon creation; what is the point of learning the pattern?  You can create as many as you like after you learn the pattern, but why create more than one?  The entire money-sink is for you to learn the pattern, build one item, and then ignore that pattern forever.

I can frankly say that of all the idiocies and foolish things I have encountered over the years, this takes the cake as the single most bone-headed design that I have ever seen.

Well, I’ve just added two companies to my “list of perpetual ignorage”.

I can’t stomach the way that CCP has dealt with it’s customer base over the entire t20 cheating scandal, although shockingly it isn’t particularly different than how they have handled things in the past, when I look at it. Perhaps I just needed something big enough for me to sit up and say “Wow. That is so not cool.”

Extremely unfortunately, that means that White Wolf gets added to the pile as well, thanks to their merger with CCP. Which is too bad, because I really like their systems, and they have in no way annoyed me, other than their merger with CCP.

For anyone thinking of playing EVE Online, I urge you to reconsider. There are any number of things that are wrong with the game, and I could go into an exhaustive list, but I will not bore you. The thing that matters most is that if you really want to feel like a completely contemptible human being that is not deserving of honesty or attention, then go to a 24-hour convenience store and take a really, really long time to pay (count those pennies!) right before the poor clerk’s break, so that you are actually eating into their break. Afterwards, voila! You have just dealt with CCP, only it was short — it doesn’t drag on and on — and best of all you don’t have a subscription to that convenience store or clerk. You can go to another one, elsewhere.

It was probably also cheaper, and you have something to show for it. :)

So… I play World of Warcraft on both my laptop and on my desktop. I want something to keep the addons and settings in-sync (particularly Auctioneer and Outfitter data)… I’d been contemplating setting up a Subversion repository to hold the data (`svn up` before play, `svn commit –message=”I like cheese.”` after play) but I thought that’d be a bit like stomping on an anthill with a meteorite. As well, the Auctioneer data can get a bit big, and I didn’t particularly want the expense of committing it whenever I closed World of Warcraft down.

Thus I opted for something a bit lighter-weight. I shared out my World of Warcraft directory from my desktop, and then considered how to auto-pull the data from the desktop to the laptop when it was available (and push it back when complete).

Silly me, I opted to try using AppleScript, as I really never had a chance to play with the language before. It should be easy, though, right?

Infuriatingly easy.

… Right?

I managed to get the Mac laptop to mount the Windows SMB share in about 10 minutes of toodling about; and I figured with that the hard part was over. I mean, after that (and it was fancy, too! If it was already mounted it didn’t try again, and it caught mount failures properly and errored out.) all that was left was to:

  1. Copy files from the share to the local World of Warcraft directory before launching World of Warcraft.
  2. After World of Warcraft terminated, update the files on the share with those from the local copy.

These here (for any of you out there who don’t happen to be programmers) are trivial points.

I couldn’t get it to work. Three and a half hours later, here I sit — the AppleScript thrown out the window and very little chance remaining I’ll ever try to do anything with the language again. I mean, what is the right response, when all you can get out of the language is messages like “Can’t make class cfol of application System Events into the expected type.” and “Can’t make some [sic] data into the expected type.” and finally “Can’t make some [sic] data into the expected type file alias.”

It shouldn’t be any more than:

duplicate sourceFile to destinationFolder

… which is what all the examples that I can find display. None of them mention “class cfol” or “some data” error messages. I have no doubt I’m missing something stupid (I’m wondering if it has to do with the source folder being on an SMB share? But that doesn’t make any sense, because what is the sense of the abstraction done by the OS if a scripter has to worry about such things?), but Apple has thoroughly outsmarted me. I haven’t a clue what it is.

Nor will I ever. I’ll leave AppleScript to whomever Apple has targetted it at (Soccer Moms? Grand-Parents? Geriatric Patients?) and stick with BASH.

At least then there’s a good ol’ `cp` command that doesn’t screw around and just lets me copy a file (-f for overwrite, even! The future is here, today!).

Yeah, yeah, call me a quitter if you like. I admit it… I’ve got a dread fear that cfol will delete my home directory if I push it too far.

This is an extension of the WoW commercial

Ripped off from Office Space

Officer: “So, %t, whats happening”

Player: “I am leveling my alt”

Officer: “Yea, Did you get the memo about ZG”

Player: “Yea I got the memo”

Officer: “Cause, were running ZG in an hour”

Player: “Yea I just want to level my alt, I will log Player on in a bit”

Officer: “So I am going to have to ask you to just go ahead and log your healer on”

Player: “I will log Player on, in a bit”

Officer: “Yea, so if you could go ahead and do that, that would be great”

Player: “I will just…”

Officer: “And I’ll go ahead and make sure you get another copy of the ZG memo”

Player: “I have the memo, right here, and I will bring healer on in a second”

Officer: “Right, yea, glad we had this talk %t”

Player: “…”

Player /w OtherGuildie

Player: “Man I got to log off, and take a break”

OtherGuildie: “You can’t man, we need healers for ZG, didn’t you get the memo?”

Not sure this is the best place to share these, but hey, who really cares if random internet people send me Wii stuff :-P

My Wii Code

2915 9039 1096 4986

Rip Sony TV 2002-2006

Add my TV to the list of Wii accidents :-(

Damn you Wii! Damn you!

Wii Golf
A single tear

“Its not noticable”… yea it is

Remember kids always wear your wrist strap!

BLACK FLAG Altered Wii LYRICS

“Wii Party”

Wii party tonight!
Wii party tonight!
Wii party tonight!
Wii party tonight!

Wii’re gonna have a Wii party tonight!

Alright!

Wii’re gonna have a Wii party alright!

Tonight!

Wii’ve got nothing better to do
Than play some Wii and have a couple of brews

All our friends are gonna hang out here tonight

Alright!

Wii’re gonna pass out on the couch alright

Tonight!

Wii’ve got nothing better to do
Than play some Wii and have a couple of brews

Wii don’t play anything else
its all the same!
Wii’re dedicated
To our favorite games!

Wii sit glued to the Wii-mote all night
And every night!
Why go into the outside world at all?
It’s such a fright!

Wii’ve got nothing better to do
Than play some Wii and have a couple of brews

Wii news shows what it’s really like out there
It’s a scare!

You can go out if you want
Wii wouldn’t dare!

Wii’ve got nothing better to do
Than play Wii and have a couple of brews

Wii don’t play anything else
its all the same!
Wii’re dedicated
To our favorite games!

I wouldn’t be without my Wii for a day
Or even a minute!

Don’t even bother to use my xbox anymore
There’s nothing fun on it!

Wii’ve got nothing better to do
Than play some Wii and have a couple of brews

Wait a minute! My Wii-mote doesn’t work!
It’s broken!
What are Wii gonna do tonight? This isn’t fair!
Wii’re hurtin’

Wii’ve got nothing left to do
With no Wii and just a couple of brews

What are Wii gonna talk about?
Its a shame
Wii’re gonna miss our favorite games!
NO WII PARTY TONIGHT!

No Wii Sports
No The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
No Red Steel
No Need for Speed Carbon
No Excite Truck
No Rayman Raving Rabbids
No Call of Duty 3
No Madden NFL 07
No Rampage Total Destruction
No Marvel: Ultimate Alliance
No Super Monkey Ball: Banana Blitz

I got Star Trek Legacy (for PC) a few days ago, and I just finished it tonight (just now, as a matter of fact). It’s an interesting game — a cross between action/shooter and RTS, and it takes you through the Star Trek timeline right from it’s beginnings in Enterprise up through The Original Series, The Next Generation, Deep Space 9, and Voyager, letting you fly pretty much all of the interesting ships throughout (federation, klingon, romulan). That they manage to cover that length of time in a story arc is impressive.

It is an interesting game, to repeat myself. It isn’t great — I wouldn’t call it wonderful. It’s definitely fun, but it’s also a direct port of an X-BOX game, and the limitations of the system and the fact that a PC is not it’s native platform are fairly evident… and the only reason I wouldn’t call it wonderful is because of the limitations of the game (some platform, some contrived).

The graphics are great (if you have a bit of tolerance for clipping), the ships are detailed and have a good damage model, and while I’ve heard that some don’t like it because it is too arcadey; the control structure and speed of the game seemed just right to me. You can spend a great deal of time in the overview, ordering your ships around without specifically watching what any one ship is doing. Likewise, if you so choose, you can spend a great deal of time piloting one of those ships (and having the others follow you), closely controlling target selection. It is a great mix of shooter and RTS, and it’s one of those games that you can drop into for 20 minutes a night.

If I could stop this discussion there, and all the assumptions that you no doubt have were correct, then I would have no quarrel with the game at all and it would be what I would term as a “great” game. Unfortunately, I cannot do that. The limitations upon the game are too large.

For example, the largest fleet you are able to actively control is 4 ships (you access the ships through the number keys 1-4). This makes no sense at all (why stop at 4? Why such a low number? Why not the whole nine yards with dozens of ships forming battlegroups?) at first, until you consider that the game was designed to be played on the X-BOX. What is trivial to do on the computer with so many keys and a mouse would be much more complicated on a system like the X-BOX. Purists may argue that technically you can control more than 4 ships (during the game, you have the opportunity to rescue ships, and if you do they “assign” themselves to one of your ships and tag along — moving with their “master” ship and shooting what it does, etc.) — but I really don’t consider that control — more like henchmen. They’re good for adding firepower but other than that really don’t have a lot of strategic uses.

They make some strange choices, even in your managing of those four ships. The concept of the game is that you command the Enterprise, and usually a vanguard of 3 other ships (forming a battle-group of 4 ships). Yet those ships need to be micro-managed. For example, if a Galaxy-class ship gets shot up badly during a fire-fight, it does not bother to start repairs until you manually select it and tell it to fix itself.

Imagine that for a moment. A captain (presumably a veteran) on the bridge of his Galaxy-class ship, the sparks falling from the ceiling the only illumination in the bridge other than the red-alert siren; the turbolift doors ajar; smoke in the air; and the engineering and science consoles flickering as they struggle to operate.

“Sir, enemy destroyed!” the tactical officer enthusiastically says. “I’ve already signalled the admiral.” (the ships are good about telling you when they have destroyed a target)

The captain then looks around, nods at a job well done, and rearranges himself in the command chair. “Very good, Mr. Wurf. Send the admiral a damage report, and then wait for his orders.”

A moment of silence passes as the Chief Engineer pulls himself together, bleeding lightly from a gash on his head. “I will start repairs,” he mutters dazedly as he reaches for the engineering station controls to dispatch his repair-lackeys.

“Oh nonono,” tuts the Captain. “No rush.” The Chief Engineer’s hand grinds to a halt. “You never know, the admiral might not want us to repair,” the Captain explains with a note of reproach in his voice. Clearly the Chief Engineer is a grave disappointment.

W… T… F…?

Particularly galling is the fact that they do some things so well! For example, the ships are very good about shooting what you tell them to, when you tell them to, and seem to concentrate fire whenever they are able (even if you aren’t there to tell them to do it). They quickly destroy enemies, and they try to work as a team — I can think of many straight-RTS games (not even RTS/shooter mergers like Star Trek Legacy, but full-on strategic RTSes) that don’t have that level of intelligence. How many times do you have a dozen units standing guard that are attacked by 8 other units, and they all seem to pick their own targets rather than the far more efficient route of concentrating their attacks? I don’t have a count, but I know that it’s shamefully high.

Also, the ships model damage fantastically well in this game — over the course of the mission the external hull of the ship transforms from a pristine starship into a pitted, scared, flaming wasteland as fire comes in and scores it. Even after you repair all of a ships systems to full strength, that scarring and pitting doesn’t go away… which makes complete sense, as who the heck would go out to repaint the hull and buff out those scuffs when you’re trying to run down a Romulan Warbird? In addition to that, the ship systems themselves model damage — take any ship in your fleet, get into a firefight with it; and as it gets damaged it starts doing everything worse. It moves slower, it’s weapons systems have less offensive power, etc. It’s great to see that level of detail… and it just gets better as you go into the engineering aspects of the game.

You can allocate power on your ships (albeit in a very simplified way), splitting it between offense, defense, and engines. The system works well, is quick to master, and is convenient enough to be used (you can even select multiple ships, and then your assignments apply to all of them). To take it the extra step further, it really has a noticeable impact… weapons hit harder with extra power to them, and impulse and warp are both improved with power to the engines. I assume the same is true for defence, but to be perfectly honest I never had occassion to transfer energy to shields… weapons always seemed a better choice. ;)

Honestly, even though it’s simplified, I really think it is a very good implementation. It is the difference between planet management on Master of Orion and Master of Orion II — the difference between choosing general trends and micro-managing everything yourself. For secondary things like that (power management in Star Trek Legacy and planet economic measurement in Master of Orion) I much prefer to set trends and let my lackeys figure out specifics while I concentrate on the core of the game.

… and then they do something like the “repair” fiasco. Ugggh. The Star Trek curse strikes again. As much as I whine about it, though, it’s a small thing, isn’t it? I bet you’re thinking so; and you’re partially right. That by itself isn’t near enough to stop me from playing the game for hours and hours.

The ‘gotcha’ is that you can’t. I beat the entire campaign from start to finish in something like 6-7 hours. I can remember when a friend got Baldur’s Gate: Dark Alliance for the X-BOX, and we played it through in a day (11-12 hours, if I recollect correctly) and felt righteously ripped off. This, though… this game. Wow. Ridiculous.
I was hoping to play through the Federation campaign, and then do the Klingon, and then the Romulan, and then… nada. The Federation campaign is it, and it is short. There is no more. Which means, of course, that you never play a Romulan ship, and only very rarely do you get to control a Klingon ship when playing single-player. More than slightly miffed at my hopes of another campaign being dashed, I went to the Federation campaign again, hoping to play my favourite missions once again.

Nope. You can either ‘Continue Campaign’ (which means you play the last mission, as that is where your last save point is) or you ‘Start Campaign’ (which means you start over from the beginning). There is no option to play an arbitrary mission that you happened to have liked. Further (I don’t know this, but I’d give good odds on it being true), I bet that if I did choose to start a new game, then the first save point (there is one between each mission) that I encountered would over-write my save point at the end of the game, and then to play the last mission I’d have to play through the entire game again. God help my soul if I felt the need to play a mission in the middle of the game — I’d probably have to start the game from scratch, play right through to it, then play it and very carefully not save the game after I had beaten it, so that I could come back to it and play it again if I wanted. Of course, the very next day I would wake up and want to play the mission before it… who designs these things, and what precisely do they have against their players?!?

There is a skirmish mode that they presumably meant to add a little longevity to the game, but it really doesn’t. The fun thing about the missions was the objectives, and the skirmish mode doesn’t have any of relevance. It just drops you into a fight against a bunch of opponents. That’s all, fight to the death. Boring.

Some might cry out “Oh, but the multiplayer!” Bah. Similar to the skirmish mode, and I simply don’t see human intelligence or skill to be large enough of a factor to make it better. There is no real chance of being surprised, either, as you can hardly modify your ships to be surprising. Oh, look, a Steamrunner-class destroyer. I wonder what that can do?

Oh, wait… the exact same thing as every other Steamrunner-class destroyer. The only reason other games can get away with this sort of thing is that their units have special abilities (i.e. the Hydralisk and the Zergling are two very different units in StarCraft).  Attention: you cannot get away with that if all of your units share the exact same attack methods, and the only difference between them is a difference in attack power.  There is no depth here, for ship-to-ship combat. I play EVE Online quite a bit, and it has depth in the ship-to-ship combat.  This is simply a matter of “the larger ship wins”.

Unless, of course, one of the commanders forgets to tell their zombified Chief Engineers to repair.

No, the only depth that was to this game was the campaign, with it’s missions with interesting objectives. It is too bad that it is so savagely short-lived. The game had so much promise, and did so many things well. It is disappointing that they forgot to put much game in it, after sorting out so many (though not all) of the mechanics so well.

C’est la vie. The Star Trek curse lives on, to ruin games in future days.

Its like my Wii is cooling on the window sill, well more like updating, I need duck hunt like I need nitrogen to breath!

Soooooo

Empty space

This is the dark empty hole in my life…

OMG Wii!

Now that hole is filled.

Had today off, and had a hunch that Toys R Us would have a Wii. Their website said we open at 9! LIES! So I got there early, and they were closed. So I swung by Zellers, which were sold out of the Wii, however a guy named Cory was there before me and was getting his name on a call list or something. He is my new best friend, and new worst enemy. At any rate, I don’t want to do the list thing, so I figured screw it, its freezing I will buy some gloves.

9:20 lots of people are going into Toys R Us, seems a little odd, fine I will line up. I was about 10th in line, and chatted with the guy in front of me. He was trying to get both a Wii and a PS3. He is my new best friend, and new worst enemy. Turns out everyone in front of us in line was there, just to shop. I understand geek mentality of lining up, but lining up to just shop? alien to me. Anyway 9:30 we get in, at the R Zone I am second in line, of about 20, with 16 Wiis to be sold.

Ah me sweet little Wii :-) I of course grabbed some Transformers while I was there :-)

Stuff

I decided to check out Futureshop, I had driven by there waiting for Toys R Us to open. There was a mad frenzy there, probably 40 people in line at least. I charged in and elbowed my way into the games department. “What are you here for?” “Nothing, just watching” yea people hate me.

All in all a fun day. I have to go back to Zellers, apparently accessories are hard to find now. Not sure if they have controllers, but they had the new Zelda game, so I may need to purchase it.

Anyway my arms are tired form Wiiing, its hard to type. For a launch title of pure fun, and odd controls (the Wiimote takes some getting used to, but is very fun) its pretty good. This is just the tip of the iceberg, the games that are coming for this thing are going to be CRAZY! Dance Dance Wiivolution, I fear it, I fear it to the core!

The lazy mans Wii

So I got a call from another tech, saying Toys R Us had Wiis! Weee!  I was stuck at work, so he offered to go by and see if they had any.  Thanks Rick!  Anyway the had sold out that morning (Wednesday).  Apparently people lined up at open to get them.  The store person did say they expected more this week, meaning Friday.  I think I will be waiting at the doors! YAY!

I do get the day off, so it works out!

In retrospect I should have lined up at 4:30 :-(  Damn you Jan!

On a side note:  Reports of accidents, and injuries due to the Wii have started to roll in.  My good these people!  What I have seen so far, broken TV, Broken Laptop, Gash in the hand due to hitting an overhead light.  I don’t have to worry about that one, since many at Bat’leth and Nun-chuck has long since rendered my roof barren of light fixtures.

Why I bring this up?  Well if I ever had a do not invite list to one of m parties, I would be at the top, with some of my close friends in the rest of the top spaces.  So I can just imagine what damage, injuries, and insanity the Wii will bring to my home swiit home.