The Fryhole

Sung to Mandy, and was written for a guildee

Oh Yiren - By Nickle

I remember my Legionnaire days
Yiren would tank away
creaminator heals
Axia and I do damage
Pomer has her void
and BGL is

no more, a new guild
Happy guildies pass my way
Looking in their eyes
I see a memory
I never realized
how happy your tankin’ made me, oh Yiren

Well you came and you gave up tanking
BOF said go fury, oh Yiren
well you picked a name that means peeing
and its funny as hell, oh Yiren

I’m standing in molten core
You mine some thorium ore
Fury spec, your dps is climbing,
mines still better,
my aggro levels rising, oh Yiren

Well you came and you gave up tanking
Band of Fury has better, oh Yiren
drop your shield you won’t need it, your not tanking
your shields’ bent anyway, oh Yiren

Yesterday’s a dream now I face Ragnaros
stabbing like a flea
the pain is calling, oh Yiren

Well you came and you gave up tanking
BOF said go furry, oh Yiren
pull out that two hander, your not tanking
DPS hooray, oh Yiren

Well you came and you gave up tanking
Band of Fury has better, oh Yiren
Bezerker stance is the way to be standing
And I’ll still assist you

Once apon a time I was in a bar, I asked a handfull of random people to write me a story about parrots, these are their stories…

The parrot commands me, the parrot tells me to dance.
I think that was mine…

Today I saw a parrot on T.V. He ate a kids head! It was good but unfortunatly he was a mascott It was not real.
I replied: Or thats what the parrot wanted you to think.

Polly wants a cracker. A lucsious, white, pink parts, chick cracka! Did I mention Polly is a funky black sista who likes mixing the chocolate wit’ the vanilla! Ohhh yea, babeh. HOT. Polly will toss that cracka girls salad. …SALAD!! also, strap-ons. Mmm…
And the sex based parrot stories begin.

The parrot is most definitely not fine. A man gets lonely at sea, and let me tell you… That parrot’s such a slut.
I added: And parrots talk.
Your a parrot.
I think I wrote that…

Talking in the morning.
Talking in the evening.
Talking all the live long day.
Fuck You!
And I added: Ficken its feathered ass!

The parrot flew to the lady “He wants to fuck you!” Who she said. “Check it out” As it proceeds to pull out the 10 inches.
So much parrot sex, I should have known better before I started asking drunk people to write about parrots.

A good parent tells you your an asshole! See my father who almost died 1 1/2 years ago, calls me an asshole daily. And its gold to me. I wouldn’t have it any other way. Having your FATHER call you a piece of shit, after he was supposed to be dead (according to drs.) Means the world to me. To my dad I’m a piece of shit. And all I can say is thanks dad.
This person miss heard, thought I said a story about a parent.

“Thers’s never a day without pain, for everyone needs war. With out hotred love will die for evermore”
Maybe I was to drunk to say the word parrot at this point

So I guess a post review takes place after the real review, oh well thats for professionals, spell checkers, and casual D&D players.

So Superman Returns, apparently he must have left in movies I don’t recall. My personal superman enjoyment comes from Louis and Clark, the new adventures of superman. So I may be a little off.

Movie = cheesy, cheesy cheesy goodness. It was a fun movie, superific. With strong religious symbology. Or so some one much smarter than me pointed out

Superman was one of the first super heros launching one of the big geek areas of study. The problem I had with the movie, and superman in general, is that he lacks character flaws. I mean I relate to superman so much. I can fly, I always tell the truth, I always stand for justice and all those things.

Thats odd the show I was just watching mentioned superman…

anyway I like my flawed characters, driven by reason, taint, and personal loss. A selfless person like superman seems like a person that can’t exist, but it is fun dream that they can. Like the little girl behind me kept asking her dad, wheres superman, well I guess thats what I am asking where is our superman? Ah its great to be a cynical person sometimes.

So this is what happens when you write with out collecting your thoughts, or deciding on a point, but like this category you read it you can’t unread it…

Pre-review

I have not seen the new superman yet, but I will be in about four hours. I am expecting nothing going into this. I have read about the script/director/actor problems that have plagued this production. So I am curious to see how it ends up. I will post after I have seen it and then we will know.

While I like Tim Burton’s work, hearing what he had planned for Superman scared me. Justin Timberlake as superman also scared me. Just to mention a few of the problems this movie had to endure.

One thing I think we can all agree on is that Tim Burton and George A. Romero need to make the new transformers movie, failing that at least they should do a zombie movie.

Geekiness is a lot like good mescaline, it comes on in waves.

Theres something crawling

Theres something crawling, in the dark

I don’t see it, but I know its after me

Theres something lurking,

Theres something lurking, in the dark

I don’t see it, but I know its here for me

Cause I am a geek, and I’m a zombie

I am a geek, I am a zombie geek!

Ah yes geek related talk about music?  thats for another post.

System of a Down, June 25th in Edmonton.  Good show! I would highly recommend seeing them if you are a fan.  If your not a fan your a morron.

TGhis is drunken major tom to ground control

can you feelk tie!
Todays new word is pnakey! the doing of nothing. it ounds the dirtiesty of dirty, but really its not not at all, bad people

I have ita now you badger lovely commie!

And ode to the grape, its round, you eat it, grapey ghood ness seeps out.

and ode to the mind, its round you eat it, mindy goodness seeps out.

And you know what, that works

meow!

Well I can’t sleep, maybe because I am not warm? Who knows, but the best is being kept awake, and pondering things. I should be asleep, but I had to post this, for one simple reason that you will see at the end. For now…

Does your money keep you warm at night? Well I don’t have money, or anything else to keep me warm at night. I hear-by declare this saying as sucky, and I will now boil in rage whenever it is spoken. But worry not in my sleepless state I have come up with a solution. Tomorrow I will get a giant anaconda, and put a Beatle wig on it. It won’t keep me warm, but I will sleep better knowing there is a giant snake, with nostalgia, lurking in the shadows of my home.

Yup I stayed up simply to embed the thought of a wig wearing snake in your mind.

Do you do the dance of the quick step? There is no pain you are recieving, I have the landed power of a tuba, spat on in and over to create the talent of the future. small mountains, to the top of what was everlasting. the talent of the future, but more!

I’m a barnyard anti-farmer

I get my kinks above the waste line sunshine, although in the water treatment plant thats where I get my kinks worked out.

:-P\\

love in the free universe

out be I

Hi, three shades of red and the story of their life. Hmmmwe sometimes wonder what happened to the rest of the light bright pieces, but no, you can’t eat them, and no you won’t glow. I glowed once with the radiance of several stars all at once in a glorious shining end of my front cracked tooth.

Out by the window I can see the hero of the day eating sleeping, does she feel the same, the lock is back on my heart and can I send it away? I did and that didn’t lead to the greater of the two, but only lead to the darkness, which I have come to love in my life so well sure you can spell it outm, but really what does one human need to tell the other, can you just take them for what you want, what they want or what is expected? You never meet at point a or c but always b never where either wants to be,

Who ends in the end, but the little singer who could, good night sweet mocking bird, were all full of mock tonight.