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More than anything, this is just to mock Andrew and to warn him that if he sees this toy in Japan, he should purchase it.

Check it out, a muscle car transformer!

Downshift car mode

And the robot mode is cool too!

Downshift robot mode

Oh and a review of the movie, I doubt I can be what you call impartial in a review, but…

I own the original, and I am glad I own both.   Scramble City, Commercials, so many cool add additions.  Well worth the $17, especially since I spent more on the original!

Was there something going on last year, that you would have really liked to have been?
Its just butter, bread and some brown sugar, baked at the speed of light.
Maybe you want to meet Marie Antoinette, I hear her execution is something to be seen.
Let it cool on a windowsill of paradox, and get the gravitational pull right.

Take a bite out of the cinnamon bun of time
each bite takes you to a new point in time

Take a bite out of the cinnamon bun of time
Take a bite out of the cinnamon bun of time
Take a bite

Bite it-
Bite it-
Bite it-
Mmmm bite it.
Bite it-
Bite it-
Bite it-

The cinnamon bun of time
The cinnamon bun of time
The cinnamon bun of ti-
me
The cinnamon bun of time
The cinnamon bun of time
The cinnamon bun of time

Was there something going on last year, that you would have really liked to have been?
Its just butter, bread and some brown sugar, baked at the speed of light.
Be there with Annika Frawley, and Saint Hubert, drink liquid cheese from a stein.
Let it cool on a windowsill of paradox, and get the gravitational pull right.

Take a bite out of the cinnamon bun of time
each bite takes you to a new point in time

Take a bite out of the cinnamon bun of time
Take a bite out of the cinnamon bun of time
Take a bite

Bite it-
Bite it-
Bite it-
Mmmm bite it.
Bite it-
Bite it-
Bite it-

The cinnamon bun of time
The cinnamon bun of time
The cinnamon bun of ti-
me
The cinnamon bun of time
The cinnamon bun of time
The cinnamon bun of time

Nibble a bit.
Nibble a bit.
Nibble a bit.
Nibble a bit.

Take a bite.
Take a bite.
Take a bite.
Take a bite.

Jump threw time.
Zoom threw time.
Blast threw time.

The cinnamon bun of time
The cinnamon bun of time
The cinnamon bun of ti-
me
The cinnamon bun of time
The cinnamon bun of time
The cinnamon bun of time

Na na na na na na na na na na na.
Na na na na na na na na na na na.
Na na na na na na na na na na na.
Na na na na na na na na na na na.

So I got the best thing ever today! There was a bank robbery here awhile ago. Now the perpetrators were caught, and all items bought with the money were seized. Due to insurance at the bank, laws etc., items bought with the stolen money can not be returned, and have to be given away to the public. So the library here got some DVDs. Because its a school library some of them were pretty useless. They were not educational and were not appropriate. So I was given a free/stolen/illegal DVD! So that makes my new copy of Resident Evil better than all other copies of Resident Evil! The best part is, I now have bank robbery loot!

So there was a bomb threat at one of my schools last week, I was not there though.  Today there was another one, and I just walked into the school.  The Vice Principal was like, well pick up what you need then flee for your life.  So I grabbed what I needed, and Yelled AAAAAaaaaaaaaa as I ran from the school :-)

Its not an addiction, I can quit anytime…

PG13 post…

Alright, I joke a lot about my WoW addiction. I have also chatted to a few guildies about it as well. So I thought I would bring it up as a fun topic. While I don’t think WoW is physical addiction, and I doubt that leaving cold turkey would put a person in a spell of crippling withdrawal. There is still something to be said for the community, relaxation, and challenges that the game presents us with, that keep us coming back for more. As well I don’t presume to even suggest this is an important topic with the many other much more deliberating addictions out there. The intent of this is not to make fun of or mock any one who has ever dealt with a real addiction. I’ve have never turned tricks for WoW gold… yet

With that all in mind, I thought it would be fun to discuss, some of the crossovers between WoWlife and RL. IF not feel free to ignore me :-)

You know that feeling when you click on the a flight point, just as you realize you forgot to do something before heading out. Well at work, as I was leaving to visit a site, as I clicked the elevator button to close the door, I had a quick panic attack. ‘Crap I forgot poison.’

You know when you are asleep yet kinda awake? I have a reoccurring dream during that phase that I have fallen asleep during a raid. I have to force myself to remember downing the final boss (usually Jindo), before I can go back to sleep. The worst was when I had a cold, and my fever induced dream actually invented a new set of epics that were perfect for me, but since I had fallen asleep during the roll call, they were DE’d. That was a nightmare…

…of course I feel for the guildies that have fallen asleep during raids. I have also read/heard of guildies being kept up at night for fear of being late to raids.

I see guildies…
So a few of us are from Edmonton… Edmonton is a small enough place, that I am sure I know all the Ed guildies somehow. With that in mind, I tend to arbitrarily decide random strangers are, guildies. How do you turn to the couple behind you in the theater and ask ‘Duchat? Zenoiba?’. I am used to being looked at like I am crazy, but hate being rude :-) .

I hold me shift key (Push to talk button) while on the phone.

To many of my instant messages start with /r

There is a bar in Edmonton, called The Old Strathcona Hotel, or The Strat… I was out with some friends, and they asked ‘So after this are we going to the strat?’ to which I replied ‘Live or Dead?’.

Anyway sorry for being long winded, I am sure we have all forgotten to talk on the phone, skipped supper, sleeping, or entire weekends, due to WoW.

/ignore nickle

So I am wearing pants, the kind that tighten up, with draw strings, at the ankle.  Its great no cuffs to get dirty etc.  The main disadvantage, you know other than looking three, is that socks get trapped in there.  So yea, I found a sock in my pant leg today, and really what can you do with one extra sock?  You can’t wear one extra, you can’t really put it in your laptop case, so there was only one thing I could do.  Lets just say I am walking around a little more “enhanced” today :-)

Rogue, the class your Grandma doesn’t want you to play.

Nickle: Hi Grandma, how are you!

Grandma: Fine fine, say Nick, whats this World of Warcrafting I hear so
much about these days?

Nickle: Oh you mean World of Warcraft, its a online fantasy game.

Grandma: I read, that it promotes witchcraft, and causes people to stop
going to the washroom, people have even been found dead at their keyboards.

Nickle: No, no worries Grandma its a harmless addiction.

Grandma: Alright, just so long as you don’t play the Rogue class, bunch
of backstabbing, underpowered DPS, raid wipers, they are.

Nickle: No, I um… play a paladin! salvation all the way!

Grandma: Salvation FTW, nick, salvation FTW! I’m glad your not one of
those non raid benefiting, vanishing when scared rogue whiners. Rogues
nerfed? they should just remove them from the game.

Nickle: But…

Grandma: No buts, they steal good equipment, from more use full, fury warriors, feral druids, and hunters. They have no buffs, no raid utility, and all their skills, are useless in end game.

Nickle: Of course Grandma, I am glad I’m not one of those damn rogues {under breath:
Rogues pwn all}

potentially evil, potentially he good

you call this drunk? you and your bathroom love?

I had a point, of the emptiese that cling to our life.. you can’t see them but they are they for ever more, more ever. The times that cry to tend the end of the world, I don’t like any more than you do. DOOM DOOM DOOM, DOMMY DOMMY DOMMY.

Cause Toffee is me, inside I am toffee, you damn bathroom lover

The mage of lght call;s yo you and all I can thnk that a th atht ah tim I don’t know

tomorrow will = the soar, for the win, FTW

I have the pain, so much of me hurts, well just ht e neck shoulder, of evil… now thats a blog baby

Start the back beat,

feel the groove,

Kick IT!

Zombies… the worst poem ever.
Zombies come two by two

They hate peanut butter do you?

Zombies eat brains for food

And hey they hate peanut butter dude

Zombies care not for the well being of kittens

Kittens eat peanut butter if it spills in the kitchen

Zombies make terrible mimes

mimes turn into zombies just fine

But the main Zombie benifacture

is the peanut butter manufacture

This is a story of poor old toffee….

Happiness at the bottom of a toffee bottle, lick your lips, cause the sweetness lingers.  In the dark I can feel it, but I can’t see it.  Theres toffee lurking, toffee lurking in the dark I don’t see it but I know its bad for me.

Today the toffee, will become one, are you one toffee?  I am not toffee, I am not toffee, I am not toffee.

The coffin opens, in the dark the thud as the lid lands on a cushion of the rock floor.  I rise, in the dark, and I hunger.  Toffee, calls me, I can hear it, the toffee call courses threw my veins, all I know is toffee, and toffee is only what I want to hear.  I feel it, I feel it close, the toffee, forever calls me…  The lust can never be satisfied.

Few who see what I am, can live, forever, with the calling of the toffee.  It is me, and I am it.  The hive, the love, the life, toffee is one, toffee is all!

Toffees not the one whose so far away, Toffees not the one whose so far away, Toffees not the one whose so far away.  Toffee toffee, Toffee toffee.

And I find toffee kinda runny, and I find toffee kinda sad
The toffee that I’m eating is the best I ever had.

Toffees all you ever want
Toffees the type you like to flaunt
Toffees the type you like to eat for diner

You and me baby, ain’t nothing but toffee, so lets eat toffee like they do on discovery channel.

I did it all for the toffee
Come on!
the toffee
Come on!
the toffee,
so you can take that caramel and stick it up your yay!

The toffee opens its eyes, I see toffee’s eyes are open, wear a toffee disguise for me.

Toffee
I wanna be with you
and make believe with you
and live in toffee harmony, always

Oh toffee your so fine
your so fine
you blow my mind
hey toffee

I ate toffee today, to see if I still taste, I focus on the toffee the only thing thats real.

Oh toffee toffee
Oh toffee toffee
how was I supposed to  know
that toffee was so right
Oh toffee toffee
I shouldn’t have ate you all
and now your on my thighs
Show me how to eat the
tell me toffee cause I need to eat it all
My toffee is killing me, and I
I must confess I still eat toffee
eat toffee
When I’m not eating you I lose my mind
Give me a sing
Hit me toffee one more time!

You think your toffee your only a boy

Your daddy works in porno, now that toffees not around
You used to love your toffee, but now its in the ground

The toffee opens its eyes, pale blue coloured eyes.

I went looking for toffee, and boy I found it
toffees in love with itself

I know you like toffee
I know you do,
thats why whenever toffee comes around, its all over you.
I know you want it
Its easy to see
and in the back your mind, all toffee needs to be eat
Don’t cha’ wish your toffee was hot like me?

Detachable Toffee
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my toffee was missing, this happens all the time, its eatable.

My toffee brings all the boys to the yard.

I don’t like the toffee, but the toffee likes me.

Oooo my toffee, my toffee, I hunger for your taste

Oh well I guess it would be nice, if I could taste toffee.  I know not everybody has got toffee like me.

Toffee bloody toffee
Were all living in toffee, toffee, its wunderbar!

Cut my toffee into peices, this is my last resort.  Would it be wrong, would it be right, if I ate my toffee tonight?

I live for toffee, its great its great, I’m the white rabbit.

Everybody, everybody, lets get into it, lets get toffee in here.
She walks out with empty arms, toffee in her hand, she is good and she is bad.

TOFFEE CAN SEE THROUGH YOU!
SEE TO THE REAL YOU!