Rip Sony TV 2002-2006
Add my TV to the list of Wii accidents 
Damn you Wii! Damn you!
“Its not noticable”… yea it is
Remember kids always wear your wrist strap!
Author ArchiveBLACK FLAG Altered Wii LYRICS “Wii Party” Wii party tonight! Wii’re gonna have a Wii party tonight! Alright! Wii’re gonna have a Wii party alright! Tonight! Wii’ve got nothing better to do All our friends are gonna hang out here tonight Alright! Wii’re gonna pass out on the couch alright Tonight! Wii’ve got nothing better to do Wii don’t play anything else Wii sit glued to the Wii-mote all night Wii’ve got nothing better to do Wii news shows what it’s really like out there You can go out if you want Wii’ve got nothing better to do Wii don’t play anything else I wouldn’t be without my Wii for a day Don’t even bother to use my xbox anymore Wii’ve got nothing better to do Wait a minute! My Wii-mote doesn’t work! Wii’ve got nothing left to do What are Wii gonna talk about? No Wii Sports You who are the chosen few the might the proud the fonzy. Air mattresses make it hard to type. I think I have the hang of it now thought. The password it not fufk Tonight in the light of the darkest moemtn in ttime, which was ten years ago, resurgace and I knew it had. this airmatres sucks. its so movie I will trhow my glasses I hope they are sage. Did wait, secong…. now to blog with that puicguer in time… lol you suck mc death time fot the hththth ok what my abs used to be the thing that made so many of the woemn all for me, but now allas they are not what they si=ysed tp be as teje time goes by sad state o;f timg tp ne O a, jave tp rea;oze tjat O a gettomg p;der. amd totjt t j tje to,e fpr tje so;;y of s;vomg at jamd, amd O fpr pme sjpid ne ja[[y tp emd ot wjo;e O cam. wmp tjwme ot cam cam ,e/ oh baby oh baaby oh lloyg is th tie tim ei s th e guter oh dark abyss that is the oly end of my heart, whey for though are tno love till the death of my heart>? my boyshake brings all the girls to the yard 2:21 am? slee[ suclasS! Its like my Wii is cooling on the window sill, well more like updating, I need duck hunt like I need nitrogen to breath! Soooooo  This is the dark empty hole in my life…  Now that hole is filled. Had today off, and had a hunch that Toys R Us would have a Wii. Their website said we open at 9! LIES! So I got there early, and they were closed. So I swung by Zellers, which were sold out of the Wii, however a guy named Cory was there before me and was getting his name on a call list or something. He is my new best friend, and new worst enemy. At any rate, I don’t want to do the list thing, so I figured screw it, its freezing I will buy some gloves. 9:20 lots of people are going into Toys R Us, seems a little odd, fine I will line up. I was about 10th in line, and chatted with the guy in front of me. He was trying to get both a Wii and a PS3. He is my new best friend, and new worst enemy. Turns out everyone in front of us in line was there, just to shop. I understand geek mentality of lining up, but lining up to just shop? alien to me. Anyway 9:30 we get in, at the R Zone I am second in line, of about 20, with 16 Wiis to be sold. Ah me sweet little Wii  I decided to check out Futureshop, I had driven by there waiting for Toys R Us to open. There was a mad frenzy there, probably 40 people in line at least. I charged in and elbowed my way into the games department. “What are you here for?” “Nothing, just watching” yea people hate me. All in all a fun day. I have to go back to Zellers, apparently accessories are hard to find now. Not sure if they have controllers, but they had the new Zelda game, so I may need to purchase it. Anyway my arms are tired form Wiiing, its hard to type. For a launch title of pure fun, and odd controls (the Wiimote takes some getting used to, but is very fun) its pretty good. This is just the tip of the iceberg, the games that are coming for this thing are going to be CRAZY! Dance Dance Wiivolution, I fear it, I fear it to the core! The lazy mans Wii So I got a call from another tech, saying Toys R Us had Wiis! Weee! I was stuck at work, so he offered to go by and see if they had any. Thanks Rick! Anyway the had sold out that morning (Wednesday). Apparently people lined up at open to get them. The store person did say they expected more this week, meaning Friday. I think I will be waiting at the doors! YAY! I do get the day off, so it works out! In retrospect I should have lined up at 4:30 :-( Damn you Jan! On a side note: Reports of accidents, and injuries due to the Wii have started to roll in. My good these people! What I have seen so far, broken TV, Broken Laptop, Gash in the hand due to hitting an overhead light. I don’t have to worry about that one, since many at Bat’leth and Nun-chuck has long since rendered my roof barren of light fixtures. Why I bring this up? Well if I ever had a do not invite list to one of m parties, I would be at the top, with some of my close friends in the rest of the top spaces. So I can just imagine what damage, injuries, and insanity the Wii will bring to my home swiit home.
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Wii regret to inform you… PANTS! OMG PANTS! (Wiiless Day 3)Posted by: Dr. Regor in Planet Nintendu 64So yea, I didn’t make it out to the stores I wanted to last night… Why? My Pants, my pants they ripped, yup took the butt right out, luckily I was in my car at the time… So yea no flashing for no one! So failing any pants mishaps I hope to hit Toys R Us and Super Store tonight… du du dun But on a happy note, in an evil and funny sorta way… I know that South Side Future Shop got 92, Nintendo Wiis. How do I know this? Simple Geoff was number 93 in line. Ouch. Just a brief update, I went to three stores last night for my Wii search. Alas I just found sold out signs, oddly Future Shop didn’t even have its Wii display set up yet. I wasn’t the only one there looking either. I listened in as a FS lackey told another like me, that the Wii was sold out, and it would be next week before they were likely to have anymore in. But thats ok, the less money I give to future shop they better. Although I did buy DVD’s there, so I didn’t really help with my own boycott. Zellers was also sold out, they were my long shot, I did however get a calender there. Thats right I am a consumer whore, I check a store for a Wii, and I buy other stuff. Oh well this calender was of care bears drawn by Satan him self. So awesome, its like my dreams, only in calender form. So tonight, I think I will hit Toys R Us, on the off chance that they got so Wii in their weekly shipment. As well maybe superstore, cause I need food for my home. As well I can get Andrew that Transformer I was bugging him about earlier. So to further my Wii quest, I have yet to actually go to a store. So there is no shame in my lack of Wii. Although all online venders seem to be sold out. I hope to check out the Leduc Wallmart and EB Games today, maybe just EB, but we shall see. Anyway I poached this from a news.com artical, and its the best thing I have heard all day. Other than a student insulting my WoW playing, Yea who has half their Teir 2? Yea not him! “As part of the entertainment, Nintendo hired a company which has two people riding around on Segways, each of which is decked out with a flat-screen TV and a Wii. The two will roll–literally–up to a group in line, stop, and while hovering there, allow those in line to play games wireless on the Wii.” Wiispect my Wii buying skills! Today is the day of the Wii, and I don’t have one… serves me right for not getting on any pre-order list. This is my plan is to hit stores after work this wiik and see how long it takes me to get the Wii! For honor and Wii! Since the dawn of time man has yearned to destroy the sun, now its the suns turn. Using modern hydrogen burning techniques, and its vast array of gravity, how much time does modern man have? Can we build an anti sun defense in time? The answer is no, but the question is why? Time man, and the world, we don’t have it. Mans place is to live by the whims of the sun. While we reach for the stars, they push us down. Man is not ready to escape the parenthood of the sun. We have not matured enough to leave the warm sunny cradle it provides. It is our nature to be independent, to push away and be on our own. With time we would have been able to. But time is not on our side. The sun prepares its attack, and we are still in diapers. On Nov 8, 2006, we saw the beginning stages. What appeared to be simple solar flares were actually mighty fireballs, flung into the earths orbit, and calculated to strike at precise times in earths orbit. The impact with these fireballs, and the proximity of the sun, will create an apocalyptic hell, that none shall escape from. All life as we seem to think we know it, will be removed from the earth. Like a later person removes the skin from their soup. This will pave the way for the dominant, and most intelligent form of life, (as the sun knows it) to populate the world. Unhindered by lowly organics. The rocks will rule, evolve and mutate, and become the offspring of the sun. creating new stars, and new starts to the cycle the sun calls life, and what we called life. Our only hope is to fling our bodies upon the jagged edges of our attackers, hoping that a small part of them gets lodged in our brain, so that we may become part of the cosmic life. Man is doomed, DOOMED! |
I of course grabbed some Transformers while I was there 