Mac: Hello I’m a Mac,
GMEW: And I’m a giant man eating wombat.
Mac: Um, your supposed to be a PC, we are supposed to highlight the differences between a PC and a Mac, showing off the Mac’s strengths.
GMEW: I eat humans for strength.
Mac: Um no giant wombat thing, we are here too show off the features that make the Mac user experience so unique and full filling.
GMEW: I experience a feeling of being full when I eat humans.
Mac: This, um, this is a commercial, we are advertising the Macintosh computer.
GMEW: Oh, uh, well, I like to eat people, even as they are working on their computer…
Mac: OK, well, uh, the Macintosh Computer… it won’t eat you…
GMEW: But I will!

January 23rd, 2007 at 10:12 am - Edit
What kind of retarded review is this?! I can’t believe how nonsensical this ‘article’ is? Giant Man Eating Wombats? What the hell, man?!
Everyone knows GMEWs are nothing but Mac fanboys. Astroturfing at it’s worst!
January 25th, 2007 at 6:21 pm - Edit
Article? Review? Are we supposed to write stuff that makes sense? Man the fact that its readable is amazing. Moosey Fate, Andrew! Moosey fate!
Besides, I don’t think GMEW exist, not if the fire swamp at least